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Half-Life® 2: Episode Three is the final installment in the Half Life 2 Episodic Series, created by Valve. Episode Three features the all new Source Engine 2 and extends the award-winning Half-Life gameplay with unique weapons, vehicles, and newly-spawned creatures
Genre: Action
Release Date: Oct 10, 2014
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Available: October 10th, 2014

This game will unlock in approximately 6 months and 1 week

Buy Half-Life 2: Episode Three

$29.99

Packages that include this game

Buy Half-Life Complete

Includes 10 items: Team Fortress Classic, Half-Life: Opposing Force, Half-Life, Half-Life: Blue Shift, Half-Life 2, Half-Life: Source, Half-Life 2: Deathmatch, Half-Life 2: Lost Coast, Half-Life 2: Episode One, Half-Life 2: Episode Two, Half-Life 2: Episode Three

Buy Valve Complete Pack

Includes 25 items: Counter-Strike, Team Fortress Classic, Day of Defeat, Deathmatch Classic, Half-Life: Opposing Force, Ricochet, Half-Life, Counter-Strike: Condition Zero, Half-Life: Blue Shift, Half-Life 2, Counter-Strike: Source, Half-Life: Source, Day of Defeat: Source, Half-Life 2: Deathmatch, Half-Life 2: Lost Coast, Half-Life Deathmatch: Source, Half-Life 2: Episode One, Half-Life 2: Episode Two, Portal, Half-Life 2: Episode Three, Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead 2, Dota 2, Portal 2, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

Buy Half-Life 2

$9.99

Buy Half-Life 2: Episode One

$7.99

Buy Half-Life 2: Episode Two

$7.99

Pre-Purchase Rewards

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About the Game

Half-Life® 2: Episode Three is the final installment in the Half Life 2 Episodic Series, created by Valve.

Episode Three features the all new Source Engine 2 and extends the award-winning Half-Life gameplay with unique weapons, vehicles, and newly-spawned creatures.

PC System Requirements

    Minimum: 2.0 GHz Processor, 2GB RAM, DirectX® 10.1 level Graphics Card (Requires support for SSE), Windows® 7/8 (32/64-bit)/Vista/XP, Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection

    Recommended: Core i5/i7 Processor (2.3GHz, or better), 4GB RAM, DirectX® 11 level Graphics Card, Windows® 7/8 (32/64-bit), Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection


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Mac System Requirements

    Minimum: OS X version Leopard 10.5.8, Snow Leopard 10.6.3, 2GB RAM, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 500 or higher, AMD HD 4xxx or higher, Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection